mistressofspace:

the best moment in literary history

(Źródło: seems-like-just-yesterday)

walkintowinterfell:

aimsleydale:

manihateducks:

i am speechless

i what the evenf jus happened

what

what

I can’t even… I JUST CAN”T.

klainegoesalltheway:

beautifulwhatsyourhurry:

margflower:

tyleroakley:

outlawsoflove:

My class pretended to play dead.

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

“Stop being dead right now.”

the initial panic though omg

i want him as my teacher

motherfuckingcheese:

blueeyeddrug:

rape—princess:

Nailed it.

(Źródło: to-be-myself)

I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy’s celebration

crazypeoplejail:

help me I can’t stop laughing

Have you realized that your age is the number of times you’ve been around the sun.

lolzpicx:

(Źródło: tgwb)

I wonder what Harry Potter would be like if they all lived in the ghetto…

shmegel:

H-Diddy.

Ro’nald.

Hermioniqua.

Drug Lord Voldy.

Dumbledizzle. 

Snoop.

And then they’d all hold their wands sideways.

Wingah-dium levio-cut cho azz.

Avada kedavizzle.

Accio slicer.

Aguamentkoolaid.

I can’t breathe. I’m laughing too hard.

AGUAMENTKOOLAID

(Źródło: emotional-pizza-party)

gracelesscas:

demons are more polite than dean and sam

so i only wear this bra in the house because it’s too small

tits-mcgeek:

ho-ho-my-lad:

and it, erm, pushes stuff up in a way that makes me look like a 19th century prostitute

possibly my favorite thing on the internet right now.

alex-day-music:

fyalexday:

Laughing forever

strangely addictive

(Źródło: onepointfivemusic)

castielhasthephoneb0x:

a-study-in-butts:

thetwincores:

asapmona:

rhydonmyhardon:

let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.

my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy

well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16

my boyfriend dated me

stevva:

we have this detergent in poland called
 
just a minute mom, let me finish fisting the stove